January 2012
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Remember that time I said you couldn't balance the...
Well, I played with the NYTimes Budget Puzzle from last year, and I was wrong! You CAN just about balance the budget on the backs of the wealthy! FUCK YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS!!!! (Of course, I’d still raise taxes on almost everyone to give me some room to construct a single payer system and engineer other socialist goodies.)
Jan 27th
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“She did the Secretary of State job, she was a G, she held it down, she didn’t...”
– Ice-T, on why Hillary Clinton will be the first female president  The best part about this story is that the Huffington Post (via the AP) decided to explain to us what a “G” is. In case you didn’t know — it’s “the hip-hop term for gangster (a positive thing)”.  (via newsweek)
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Awkward American Indian Studies classes
When there are 30 people, only 5 of us are Native, and we’re talking about Zitkála-Ša.
Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Things that make sense now that didn't when I was...
My mother calling me her little “wagon burner.”
Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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If anyone gives a shit, Michele Bachmann is... →
Now if her district actually exists by the end of winter, we’re not entirely sure.
Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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“Parenting is just one part of a French mother’s life, alongside stilettos and a...”
– Ever since “French Women Don’t Get Fat” became a bestseller in America a few years ago, a new genre has emerged devoted to the failings that French women don’t possess. Now a new book turns attention to the impossibly well-mannered offspring of these impossibly chic women. (via theeconomist) And...
Jan 25th
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"blah blah blah I'm ded"
ayiman: it goes on forever Oh hey… how did that movie career go?
Jan 25th
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“Those of us who’ve been sent here to serve can learn from the service of our...”
– President Obama (via hvisla) Edited because it bothered me. It’s rare we’re mentioned in national discourse along side the four common ones (Black, White, Latino, Asian)
Jan 25th
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Here are a couple graphs for Mr. Boring Responder:
Jan 25th
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THIS IS THE GUY REPUBLICANS ARE WISHING HAD RUN...
Jesus fucking Christ, this is boring.
Jan 25th
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Hey... all those jobs Steve Jobs made
… in China.
Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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I actually liveblogged the SOTU.
I’m disappointed in myself.
Jan 25th
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paradigmevolution replied to your post: Only if Work Study actually pays fairly. Does that come out to minimum wage? Yes. Yes it does.
Jan 25th
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jakke replied to your post: jakke replied to your post: Yeah… their taxes… Pics or it didn’t happen. Unfortunately I’ll have to decline. Whipping my dick out where I am now will lead to an arrest.
Jan 25th
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Chuck Schumer
Can’t tell if he’s entranced by the Compound story or bored out of his mind.
Jan 25th
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Sorry nerds. The soldiers are still more popular...
Jan 25th
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jakke replied to your post: Yeah… their taxes should eventually go up. You *could* with a surprise once-off capital tax of 100%. This just gave me an erection.
Jan 25th
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We will stand against violence and intimidation
unless they happen in Bahrain, Saudi Arabia, Israel…
Jan 25th
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And that comment about the private markets and...
Jan 25th
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Yeah... their taxes should eventually go up.
I’m sorry, but you can’t balance the budget on the rich alone - I wish we could, but it just wouldn’t happen. We should wait until unemployment nears 5%, but it has to happen sooner or later.
Jan 25th
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Cordray
Buuuuuuuurrrrrrrrnnnn. WHY DOES OBAMA HATE FINANCIERS?
Jan 25th
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AAAAAHHHHH!!!
GET IT OFF THE SCREEN.
Jan 25th
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Nancy is looking good tonight.
Hey Boo… you’ll always be the Speaker of my Heart.
Jan 25th
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INFRASTRUCTURE!!!!!!
We can haz non-collapsible bridges?
Jan 25th
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It's hard to not "cede" the wind and solar...
Jan 25th
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And, um... tuition is going up in part because...
That doesn’t help.
Jan 25th
Only if Work Study actually pays fairly.
12 hours a week, 16 weeks, and only $1,400? Fuck. That.
Jan 25th
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Why didn't Böhner clap to job training?
DOES HE HATE EMPLOYED AMERICANS? IT’S BECAUSE HIS NAME IS GERMAN, ISN’T IT?!?!?!
Jan 25th
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Oh Jebus that woman's face?
WHO WAS THAT?!
Jan 25th
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Who gives a shit about Geithner?
MORE HILLZILLA!
Jan 25th
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SCOTUS WATCH
I have money on Justice Ginsburg retiring at the end of this session.
Jan 25th
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Dear Ladies
jakke: ryanpurtill: Dear Ladies, The penis is the male G-spot. You’re welcome. Sincerely, Scientists Dear straight dudes, Yeah it feels good, but it’s not quite the male G-spot. Keep looking. Sincerely, Jakke I really just want to send that guy an Aneros. “You’re welcome,” in advance.
Jan 25th
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Indian Country: "Sh*t People Say to Native... →
adailyriot: nakkyy: Just now seen this on Indian Country Today, I’m kind of behind on the news ;) hahahah ahhahahaha this is awesome. I wonder how much attention Indian Country Today pays attention to tumblr. I’ve kind of noticed that as we’ve covered topics of cultural appropriation, abuse, alcoholism, adoption and black indians there seems that very soon after there is always an opinion...
Jan 25th
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jakke asked: 1. F/M/K, Secretary of State edition: Clinton, Rice, Powell? (Oh man, remember how great we all thought Colin Powell was?) 2. Do you think airships are ever going to be an effective means of bulk cargo transport? 3. Total lack of body hair: appealingly low-friction, or kind of confounding? 4. Ron Paul becomes President. What's your strategy? 5. The place behind your knees between the tendons:...
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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“What Prime Minister Harper - who, by the way, is conservative and pro-American -...”
– Newt Gingrich, on the Keystone XL deal. In Canada, when a big-deal US politician mentions us, the media gets all a-flutter. (You should have seen them when George W Bush accepted a fake endorsement from Canadian Prime Minister Jean Poutine, or when John Kerry answered a question from Radio-Canada in...
Jan 24th
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cockvagina replied to your photo: Jewish divisions circa 1490 CE. Don’t forget about the Hebrew Lamanites!
Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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