January 2010
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One Third of Women in the Military are Raped →
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robot-heart-politics:bmckinney:abbyjean:
In 2003, a survey of female veterans found that 30 percent said they were raped in the military. A 2004 study of veterans who were seeking help for post-traumatic stress disorder found that 71 percent of the women said they were sexually assaulted or raped while serving. And a 1995 study of female veterans of the Gulf and earlier wars,...
I can't make today's Tumblr meetup.
These things should happen at night. This way I’d feel less guilty drinking my tequila.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
On Tuesday, our warm spell ends. Back to the tundra, we go.
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He Wasn’t The One We’ve Been Waiting For →
sagansagel:
ericrobertsswagger:
unburyingthelead:
Health care reform — which is crucial for millions of Americans — hangs in the balance. Progressives are desperately in need of leadership; more specifically, House Democrats need to be told to pass the Senate bill, which isn’t what they wanted but is vastly better than nothing. And what we get from the great progressive hope, the man who...
anyone have a good, easy recipe for boneless,...
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haguenite:thinnerthoughts:and-shesback:
that i could make with normal stuff you have in your kitchen, so i don’t have to go to the store?
halp.
chicken is so boring.
LEMON PEPPERRRRRR.
A thick layer of good French mustard on both sides. Let sit for 10 minutes. Throw in hot skillet. Voilá.
Similarly, smother it in your favorite salsa: Wait. Cook. Easy. Delicious.
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“I had too much Demerol like Michael Jackson did and my breathing was five...”
– Heidi Montag on being ‘like almost dead’ (via folkinz)
I hope you are ALL paying attention to what’s going on with Heidi Montag right now. Did you see her plastic surgeries? Shit is awesome - bitch is going from strength to strength. She’s going to start depending on drugs now, right? Can you...
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Goddamnit, the 90s are retro.
Love. →
Dear Pat Robertson,
I know that you know that all press is good press, so I appreciate the shout-out. And you make God look like a big mean bully who kicks people when they are down, so I’m all over that action.
But when you say that Haiti has made a pact with me, it is totally humiliating. I may be evil incarnate, but I’m no welcher. The way you put it, making a deal with me...
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My new manager has a mole the size of a quarter on...
The hair on it is at least an inch long.
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I'm liking Hillary's slightly longer hair.
What do you call a tequila sunrise made with blood...
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Watch
My niece now knows she's having a baby girl
yaldabaoth:
This derails her plans to name it Carlos in order to confuse Western Nebraska rubes.
Margarita. Consuela. Alondra. Isabel. Pilar. Beatriz. Blanca. Carla. Catalina. Rosario.
I don't normally post about work-related...
notthatkindagay:
adeandabet:
jesseboy:
HOWEVER,
I just dealt with a real character on the phone, and the worse part is that she’s been through enough schoolin’ and foolin’ to have “NP” attached to the end of her name. (For thos of you who may not know what that stands for, it’s Nurse Practitioner - meaning, she can diagnose your ailments and prescribe you drugs and all of that high...
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Getting all Cassandra up in this bitch.
The world is going to end. w00t.
Super Letter to the Editor from The Economist.
switchblades:
butnotmine:hman:
“YO, ECONOMIST – I was scandalised to learn I had been previously scandalised without even knowing it, when I read that Gordon Brown had “scandalised Americans” by referring to our president as “Barack”. I think this may be a case of British self-flattery.
Before the outbreak of such outrage three things would have had to happen which simply did not. First,...
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Can someone explain to me why Lady Gaga's Polaroid...
“Ok, the horse lost. Can I pay you in cocaine?”
– (via clientsfromhell)
Um… yes, you may.
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“There’s so many people I’d like to work with still, but I’d...”
– Beyoncé Knowles.
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Wow, Elaine... just wow. →
I want a 20ft scarf.
Bubble butt in skinny jeans.
I’m a perv. It’s true.
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I can't control the kittens! Too many whiskers!... →
If this blog is actually real, it is amazingzors.
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The New Cavemen Lifestyle Has Found a Home in the... →
bthny:
I LITERALLY LAUGHED OUT LOUD SO MANY TIMES WHILE READING THIS ARTICLE.
Mr. Durant, 26, who works in online advertising, is part of a small New York subculture whose members seek good health through a selective return to the habits of their Paleolithic ancestors.
Or as he and some of his friends describe themselves, they are cavemen.
The caveman lifestyle, in Mr. Durant’s...
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I need more experimental fancy pants cooking in my...
switchblades:
Foie gras, anyone? Truffles? Caviar? Homemade petit fours? Roast duck?
Fry bread and corn soup.
Twin Cities Tumblr Meetup
minusmanhattan:
Tumblr meetups are the shit, let’s eat jucy lucy’s together and be merry. What? Hang out with your dashboard IRL. When? 3:00 PM Sunday, January 24th, 2010. Where? Matt’s Bar in Minneapolis. View Larger Map