December 2010
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A middle aged man who lives in my building held...
He also wanted to unload the previous user’s laundry and offered me a cigarette.
I hope I’m not missing any underwear in half an hour.
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The Uptown Rainbow* got rid of their bulk foods...
Just because I ring up Medjool Dates ($9.50/lb.) as Bananas ($.49/lb.).
(What the hell did they think would happen when they introduced self-check out?)
Oh, hey. My work called me at 6:30am to guilt me...
Thank Jebus the call didn’t wake me up; I probably would have declared a sick-day out of spite.
I refuse to link to any of Perez Hilton's sites,...
How the hell did that work out?
Update: Here’s a slightly more acceptable link.
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My breath smells like shrimp lo mein.
I wanted BBQ Chicken Lo Mein, but the menu LIED TO ME.
LIED. TO. ME.
jakke asked: Grad school in econ? If so I approve.
jakke asked: Grad school in econ? If so I approve.
jakke asked: Yeah, probably. There is an amazing vegetarian dim sum place right next to a train station that will be open tomorrow. Just saying.
jakke asked: Yeah, probably. There is an amazing vegetarian dim sum place right next to a train station that will be open tomorrow. Just saying.
It's Christmas: Who wants to get Chinese food with...
Books I'm pledging to read during winter break:
In Defense of Lost Causes, by Slavoj Žižek
The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fist Fight in Heaven, by Sherman Alexie
The Thirty Years War: Europe’s Tragedy, by Peter H. Wilson
Murder on the Orient Express, by Agatha Christie
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Finally saw Tron: Disney
I’m a little hazy on the Holy Trinity, but I don’t think Jesus shtups the Holy Ghost.
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Someone should join me tonight to watch the...
Yes, this means I’d probably put out.
catbus:
The co-ordinator of the WikiLeaks group in Stockholm, who is a close colleague of Assange and who also knows both women, told the Guardian: “This is a normal police investigation. Let the police find out what actually happened. Of course, the enemies of WikiLeaks may try to use this, but it begins with the two women and Julian. It is not the CIA sending a woman in a short skirt.”
A school district, confronted about anti-queer... →
Monday night’s meeting of the Anoka-Hennepin School Board was a contentious one as the issue of bullying and suicide in the district again came up. The state’s largest school district opened an investigation into the suicides of nine students over the past year — some by students who were allegedly bullied for their sexual orientation — and said that it found no evidence that any of the...
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“Alaska has over 600 miles of land. If you were to explore 1,000 acres every day,...”
– Sarah Palin
-almost fell off my treadmill when I heard her say this.
(via peanut-butt)
What? How did she get 900?
Ok so let’s break this down… There are 640 acres in a mile. There are 600 miles of land. 600 * 640 = 384,000… 384,000 total acres / 1,000 acres a day = 384 days.
365 days in a...
Watchminnpost:
am-neubs:
pencilthin:
Video from inside the dome as it collapses. Yikes!
Amazing footage of the Metrodome collapsing as a result of the snowstorm in Minnesota yesterday.
Republican austerity: $114 billion in tax cuts for... →
In other news: Americans are now outsourcing all their addition and subtraction needs to “mathematics centers” in India.
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Hmm.
I think I should finally get around to finishing my econ major next semester. Before I start getting gray hairs.
Who the fuck said it was ok to light off fireworks...
It better be gunshots, or else I’m disappointed.
Las cosas que debo estudiar castellano: Dirty...
Me gustan.
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DILEMMA: There's half a liter of raspberry...
Anyone wish to partake?
“Coworker: Jordan, is chewing on ice bad for you?”
– *smashing head against wall until the noise stops*
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I live in the only major municipality with... →
What the fuck, America?
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Eating Nutella off a spoon.
I’d be worried about gaining weight, but we all know I’ll just throw it up in fifteen minutes.
