how-to-kiss-distinctly-american:
One of my biggest partners in crime during undergrad announced she’s having a baby
I’m so desperately excited for her and, for all the crazy shit she’s done, I know she’ll be a wonderfully doting mother.
Not that I’m jealous or worried about getting old or anything like that because I’m really fucking not.
Just feeling old. Another nail in the youth coffin, I guess.
Thank Jebus I’m a faggot.

I'm generally not a fan of you.